Superior Molecular gummies
One of these days I’ll have to dig into whatever Superior Molecular’s deal is. Their fingerprints are on several local products, like Superior Farms and Superior Seltzer. In the marketing world, we refer to this intentional brand diluting and subsequent consumer confusion as “batshit.” For now, let’s see how Superior Molecular gummies perform.
Superior Molecular gummies Test 1 (5 mg)
Tilapia and steamed veggies accompanied this test, not exactly a THC booster meal, but I can’t eat rotisserie chicken five nights a week, so…
Onset took about 35 minutes and I hit peak buzz just before the one-hour mark. I supposed this was to be expected, but with the tilapia non-help, this buzz was pretty modest. Maybe even below average. But hey, that just reinforces how big a difference food can make with THC dissemination.
Test 2 (5 mg)
The old reliable, THC-friendly rotisserie chicken accompanied this test and the results were noticeably better.
Onset was almost identical: 35 minutes for the first tingle and peak buzz just before the one-hour mark. However, this buzz was more along the lines of what 5 mg of THC should do. It might have even been a bit above average, without being exceptional.
Test 3 (10 mg)
The requisite double dose test (10 mg doses are standard outside of Minnesota) also got an assist from rotisserie chicken.
Onset times were again identical to Tests 1 and 2, which is to say about average. Double the dose rarely means double the buzz, but Superior represented itself well again. This was a respectable weekend buzz. Again, perhaps above average without being amazing.
I stayed awake until the three-hour mark for this test, at which point I only detected a slight fade.
I should add that even with the double dose, the hangover the next day was almost nonexistent.
The straight dope on Superior Molecular gummies
This is a great weeknight option. When you consider these only cost $19.99 per pack, I’d say the slightly above average buzz makes this a great value. As a frugal Minnesotan, a good value means more to me than sheer potency.
SCORES:
Potency: 3
Price: 5 ($19.99 at Hemp House)
Value: 5
Far Out, Man Ratio: 4
Total: 17 out of 20
Scoring system is a 1 to 5 range, with 1 being “meh,” and 5 being “Fuck yeah.”
