Review: Hi Treatz gummies
The new Minnesota edibles are coming out fast and furious. Best I can tell, Hi Treatz gummies are so new they don’t even have a website. A little dodgy? Maybe. Perhaps they decided to pass the non-website savings on to consumers, because the price ($14.99) is kind of bonkers.
Hi Treatz Test 1 (5 mg)
I decided to provide ideal testing conditions for these low-priced edibles to see if the price was too good to be true. With the THC boosting effects of rotisserie chicken driving it through the blood stream, onset strangely crept in so slowly that I didn’t even notice for several minutes. There was no initial rush that often happens with edibles. In any case, onset took about 30 minutes, and I hit peak buzz around the one-hour mark.
The buzz wasn’t spectacular, but it wasn’t bad either. It was comfortably middling and, honestly, pretty much exactly what I want on a work night.
Test 2 (5 mg)
This test was conducted with the less THC-friendly meal of beef and veggies. I was prepared for a less potent buzz. I prepared for nothing.
Onset took a little longer, almost 40 minutes, and I hit peak buzz just after the one-hour mark. This buzz was identical to the rotisserie chicken buzz. After more than a year of testing edibles with various food accompaniments, I was confident this buzz would be slightly less powerful. To be fair, I’m often wrong, but being pleasantly surprised is a nice consolation prize for wrongness.
Test 3 (10 mg)
The ritual double dose test (10 mg is a standard dose outside of Minnesota) is always a crap shoot. Most of the time, double the dose does not mean double the buzz.
In that regard, Hi Treatz is squarely in the average. Onset took barely 30 minutes and I hit peak buzz at about the 1:10 mark. Again, this was a respectable buzz. It’s not amazing, but it’s very far from not amazing. I only barely noticed a fade at the three-hour mark when I went to bed, which is better than average staying power.
The straight dope on Hi Treatz gummies
These aren’t going to knock your socks off based on pure power, but the value factor may be unmatched in the Minnesota edibles market. For this price point “good” is pretty great and you can do worse at much higher price points.
SCORES:
Potency: 3
Price: 5 ($14.99 at Hemp House)
Value: 5
Far Out, Man Ratio: 4
Total: 17 out of 20
Scoring system is a 1 to 5 range, with 1 being “meh,” and 5 being “Fuck yeah.”
